1. Have your skater number printed on your lower back. Unlike a tattoo, it will scrunch up and allows us to use our deducing skills to figure out what it says.
2. Wear jammer panties whose star shape is difficult to discern from a distance to delineate you as a jammer.
3. Pick font styles and sizes that are hard to read from a distance.
4. Have your number peel off your shirt.